I woke up next to a blonde who I'm not sure would be able to write her name without getting some letters backwards.
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The Deeply Arbitrary Thread
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Re: The Deeply Arbitrary Thread
by heavywater on Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:32 am
We find no solace in our dreams, our hollow hearts, our dire schemes, respite evades our very expectations.
We know that no succour is found in harrowed cries from underground, forever standing waiting at the station.
We know that no succour is found in harrowed cries from underground, forever standing waiting at the station.
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Re: The Deeply Arbitrary Thread
by Arfie on Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:41 am
Classic. You wouldn't dream of ever getting yourself into a simple situation, would you?
ETA: this was aimed at Steve
ETA: this was aimed at Steve
"These are some wicked beats. These are way better than any beats you could ever think up. I know what you're thinking,"I am pretty fond of my beats, my beats are pretty good"...
That's great, but this is some other shit."
That's great, but this is some other shit."
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Re: The Deeply Arbitrary Thread
by Chambers on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:01 pm
heavywater wrote:I woke up next to a blonde who I'm not sure would be able to write her name without getting some letters backwards.
Happy new year everyone.
Is she one of the groupies that you got from that german magazine article?
"He wants to die in a lake in Geneva, the mountains can cover the shape of his nose..."
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Re: The Deeply Arbitrary Thread
by Arfie on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:18 pm
heavywater wrote:I woke up next to a blonde who I'm not sure would be able to write her name without getting some letters backwards.
Hang on, do you not have to have a deep emotional connection to someone before sleeping with them, or is that some other idealist I'm thinking of?
"These are some wicked beats. These are way better than any beats you could ever think up. I know what you're thinking,"I am pretty fond of my beats, my beats are pretty good"...
That's great, but this is some other shit."
That's great, but this is some other shit."
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Re: The Deeply Arbitrary Thread
by heavywater on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:42 pm
Arfie wrote:Hang on, do you not have to have a deep emotional connection to someone before sleeping with them, or is that some other idealist I'm thinking of?
Pish, this was old me.
But she was quite fit, counted in my head.
We find no solace in our dreams, our hollow hearts, our dire schemes, respite evades our very expectations.
We know that no succour is found in harrowed cries from underground, forever standing waiting at the station.
We know that no succour is found in harrowed cries from underground, forever standing waiting at the station.
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Re: The Deeply Arbitrary Thread
by Arfie on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:45 pm
Oh, you cad.
"These are some wicked beats. These are way better than any beats you could ever think up. I know what you're thinking,"I am pretty fond of my beats, my beats are pretty good"...
That's great, but this is some other shit."
That's great, but this is some other shit."
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Re: The Deeply Arbitrary Thread
by Dominic on Sat Jan 02, 2010 12:26 pm
Vilkrang wrote:"Steve, this is Katie, Elly's girlfriend. Stay away from her or my boyfriend will fuck you up."
Got this text just before midnight, fucking cracked me up, turns out the girl I'm seeing has a girlfriend (yes), who is also going out with some guy who doesn't know about this arrangement, but who will apparently fuck me up anyway for continuing to see this girl. Fucking jokes.
Anyway, I got off at the wrong station yesterday, about 40 minutes away from my house. Ended up staying at a total randomers house in Arlesy (who although I will never see again I am eternally grateful to). Woke up this morning to the sight of two people fucking (not the guy I'd met the previous night) so I quietly crept out.
Funniest and best new years ever, to top off probably the best week of my life. Hope the next year/decade is good to you all.
Steve, your life appears to be one long soap opera, they should make a film about your life!I've seen broken people smile....
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Re: The Deeply Arbitrary Thread
by heavywater on Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:08 pm
We find no solace in our dreams, our hollow hearts, our dire schemes, respite evades our very expectations.
We know that no succour is found in harrowed cries from underground, forever standing waiting at the station.
We know that no succour is found in harrowed cries from underground, forever standing waiting at the station.
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Re: The Deeply Arbitrary Thread
by hibster on Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:52 am
that third picture is hilarious - obama has no desk, but his chair has a phone, whilst the person on his right has to sit on the floor!
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Re: The Deeply Arbitrary Thread
by Chambers on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:26 pm
You: YO
Stranger: hi
You: how's it going?
Stranger: good thanks , male or female
You: umm, male
Stranger: uum female
You: sorry, had to check
Stranger: lol
You: wait a second...
Stranger: just came on here , heard about it , dont seem that good to be honest does it
You: you have the internet in your kitchen?!
Stranger: no ??????????????
You: GET BACK IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN
LOLFUCK, chatroulette is well fun.
Stranger: hi
You: how's it going?
Stranger: good thanks , male or female
You: umm, male
Stranger: uum female
You: sorry, had to check
Stranger: lol
You: wait a second...
Stranger: just came on here , heard about it , dont seem that good to be honest does it
You: you have the internet in your kitchen?!
Stranger: no ??????????????
You: GET BACK IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN
LOLFUCK, chatroulette is well fun.
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Re: The Deeply Arbitrary Thread
by heavywater on Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:22 pm
We find no solace in our dreams, our hollow hearts, our dire schemes, respite evades our very expectations.
We know that no succour is found in harrowed cries from underground, forever standing waiting at the station.
We know that no succour is found in harrowed cries from underground, forever standing waiting at the station.
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Re: The Deeply Arbitrary Thread
by Chambers on Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:33 pm
I just can't stop watching this and loling.
"He wants to die in a lake in Geneva, the mountains can cover the shape of his nose..."
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