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kev wrote:http://www.marryourdaughter.com/
very possibly one of the most worrying web sites i have ever seen.


kev wrote:http://www.marryourdaughter.com/
very possibly one of the most worrying web sites i have ever seen.
Sarah M.
Age: 16,
Location: Northwest
Bride Price:
$26,995
Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she’s an Old Soul in a new young body and she’s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait?


“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"
—Mrs. James P.





Chambers wrote:I have been laughing my arse off for the past five minutes at the Kitten Huffing article on Uncyclopedia. WELL FUNNY.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_huffing



What's grosser than gross?
An abortion bucket full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's grosser than that?
It's eating its way out.
What's grosser than that?
It goes back for more.
What's grosser than that?
It starts shitting.
What's grosser than that?
Changing its diaper.

Chambers wrote:http://davidbowman.wordpress.com/2007/09/03/jack-thompson-goes-mental-again/
Jack Thompson acting like an utter cunt again. This time against Take Two.



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