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Postby kev on Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:46 pm

http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

very possibly one of the most worrying web sites i have ever seen.
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Postby loveisokay on Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:17 pm

kev wrote:http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

very possibly one of the most worrying web sites i have ever seen.


If my parents did that, I'd be in jail for murder.
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Postby clockworkpurple on Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:23 pm

kev wrote:http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

very possibly one of the most worrying web sites i have ever seen.


Sarah M.
Age: 16,
Location: Northwest

Bride Price:
$26,995

Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she’s an Old Soul in a new young body and she’s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait?


i want this one!




(please tell me this website's not true...)
This time I'll work it out...

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Postby clockworkpurple on Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:28 pm

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.


:lol: gotta be a joke...
This time I'll work it out...

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Postby Chambers on Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:50 am

I have been laughing my arse off for the past five minutes at the Kitten Huffing article on Uncyclopedia. WELL FUNNY.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_huffing

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Postby kev on Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:16 am

Chambers wrote:I have been laughing my arse off for the past five minutes at the Kitten Huffing article on Uncyclopedia. WELL FUNNY.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_huffing

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thats piss funny
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Postby Chambers on Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:40 pm

http://davidbowman.wordpress.com/2007/09/03/jack-thompson-goes-mental-again/

Jack Thompson acting like an utter cunt again. This time against Take Two.
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Postby Tag on Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:26 pm

An Impatient Kitten

<embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1774137" quality="best" width="400" height="300" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed>
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Postby Chambers on Sat Sep 08, 2007 4:44 pm

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What's grosser than gross?
An abortion bucket full of dead babies.

What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's grosser than that?
It's eating its way out.

What's grosser than that?
It goes back for more.

What's grosser than that?
It starts shitting.

What's grosser than that?
Changing its diaper.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Postby Tag on Sat Sep 08, 2007 6:53 pm

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Postby godlikeboy on Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:02 pm

Chambers wrote:http://davidbowman.wordpress.com/2007/09/03/jack-thompson-goes-mental-again/

Jack Thompson acting like an utter cunt again. This time against Take Two.


that guy is such a dick
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Postby Tag on Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:49 pm

Unsure whether I've shared this before, or whether it's been in this thread already but:

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Postby clockworkpurple on Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:59 am

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This time I'll work it out...

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Postby godlikeboy on Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:01 am

that's hypnotic
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Postby Tag on Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:41 pm

It's like an overweight Steve Austin imitating a desk fan.
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