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timomouse wrote:http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/v/1013302/0_unseen_footage_of_tv_show_fight.html

A fight cut out... OF NATIONAL TELEVISION.

Drowned in Sound has a new hero. A woman at a karaoke night embarked upon a violent rampage after one of the bar's patrons launched into a reindition of Coldplay's 'Yellow'.

As the intro to the ditty dirged into view, the woman reportedly exclaimed: "Oh, no, not that song!" and soon after: "I can't stand that f*cking song!".

She then proceeded to beat the man with her fists and the microphone he was holding all the while continuing her tirade against him, the band and the song.

The woman, described as a "little hippy chick" by witnesses, was then dragged outside by bystanders before turning her ire on one of them - a bartender at Changes in Seattle.

Police were called. Undeterred, the woman continued her assault; headbutting an off-duty policewoman several times and forcing the call-out of both patrol officers and a special Gang Unit.

"They blocked the whole street off," said the bruised barman.

The banshee was taken to jail after receiving treatment for injuries sustained. Bartender's notes taken at Changes suggest that the only drink the woman knocked back was a single shot of Jagermeister.

clockworkpurple wrote:

Swimmy wrote:"Which one is the one next to England, Wales or Ireland? I've been to Wales before but I don't remember which one it was."

someone you work with?

hibster wrote:listening to the ahw tribute bit on radio 2 last night they played voodoo ray by a guy called gerald.
tune!

they actually printed the lyrics for it in smash hits - check this out

This clip comes from Britian's ITV1 and their show "Britain's Youngest Brides." 18-year-old Catrina Nolan's wedding dress alone cost $12,000. It was 40-feet wide, weighed almost 250 pounds and made with satin, feathers, lace, 20 layers of underskirts and a bodice covered in Swarvoski crystals in a heart and star design. Catrina said she wanted a dress that nobody would forget.

A man who lived in his own “zoo” of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider — then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.

Police broke in to Mark Voegel’s apartment to find spider Bettina along with 200 others, several snakes, a gecko lizard called Helmut and several thousand termites had gorged on his body.

Neighbours alerted police after becoming alarmed by the stink.

And horrified officers were met by a nightmare scene.

A police spokesman said: “It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa.

“Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth.

“There was everything there one could imagine in the world of reptiles.

“Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders.”

Loner Voegel, 30, never invited people back to his “jungle” home, a small apartment in the German city of Dortmund.

Police described it as a cross between a botanical garden and the butterfly breeding ground in the serial killer movie The Silence Of The Lambs.

One tarantula had built a nest the size of a swallow’s in a corner of the ceiling.

Voegel also had a boa constrictor and several poisonous frogs from South America.

Spider expert and animal cruelty officer Gabi Bayer said he kept creatures “that should never be allowed in a private home”.

She said: “He had spiders so aggressive they are the equivalent of a pit-bull in the animal world.”

The reptiles were allowed to roam free in the flat.

The heating elements on two tanks containing spiders and their termite snacks had exploded and dislodged the metal tops allowing them to escape.

Voegel is thought to have been dead for between seven and 14 days.

A post-mortem will be carried out in the next few days. But authorities believe Bettina alone was responsible for Voegel’s death.